Twisted Red Riding Hood

This was for a swap over at MLPArena. My paterner was and she had Red Riding Hood on her list.

This is such a complicated custom, make sure you take a look at all the pictures. There will be several!

But let me add the story to this one:

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Once upon a time there was a young woman named Red Riding Hood, who legends say was the victim of a crime.

Oh, how wrong the Grimm Brothers were, for it was really the wolf who was the victim in this tragic tale of love and greed.

Would you like to hear the story?

I thought you would.


Red was never the sweet little girl that the stories would like you to think. In fact, she was a rather naughty woman who had a rather wealthy Granny.


Because of an argument that Red and Granny had over the way the girl would raise the hem of her skirt and show her leg to turn men's heads, the fiery young woman was to be cut off from the millions of dollars that she stood to inherit.


Well, Red simply could not have that.


Another victim in our story? Why the Big Bad Wolf, of course.


Everyone in the fairytale woods knew that he loved Red Riding Hood with all the love that could fit in that furry chest of his. There wasn't a time you couldn't see him stalking her in the woods, watching her and wishing she would just give him the time of day.


He told the Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs, “I'd do anything for her.”


What a perfect patsy and Red knew it.

She played on his love, even tattooed a paw print on her shoulder as proof of her own (False) love. The wolf was too in love with her to notice what was really going on. “Truly she loves me,” is what the Old Woman in the Shoe heard him say, even tho he hadn't even gotten a kiss from her.

Imaging his surprise when one evening while watching the Enchanted Evening News, the police surrounded his home and blew down the door.

“I... I don't understand!” he shouted as they shoved him to the ground and cuffed him.

The realization hit him as the cop informed him, “You are under arrest for the murder of the sweet old Granny who lives over the river and through the woods.”


Red had played him and continued too as she sat on the witness stand and recounted lies, tears in her eyes. “I found her tied up in duct tape and bleeding everywhere.” The jury was moved by her words and the wolf was convicted. The hair found at the scene clenched the case.

Now the poor wolf sits in a cell sentenced with life.

The moral of the story?

Don't fall in love with naughty girls that hike up their skirts for just about anyone. You'll only end up hurt.